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If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking "Do You Want Fries With That?
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you
want fries with that?"
John Cleese
Related:
Do you want fries with that? -- McDonald's sloga
The question that you will be asked most often in your life is "Do you want fries with that?
You're a very strong woman... Though this would be a traumatic experience that you would never forget, I think that you would be very successful in life.
The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....
On the campaign trail last week, Pat Buchanan said
"I don't want to attack Dan Quayle. That would be child abuse....
Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back.
You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever....
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?
Management: "When will this work?" Liberal Arts: "Do you want fries with that?...
Hello everybody, I'm Dan Quayle.