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• Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.
  John Oliver Hobbe...
• Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood
• Above the smoke and stir of this dim spot Which men call earth.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Comus, Line 5...
• That power Which erring men call Chance. -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Comus, Line 587
• Men create the gods in their own image. -- Xenophane
• Hobbes clearly proves that every creature Lives in a state of war by nature.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Poetry, a Rhapsody...
• Bart: Hey, where'd that cool creepy Santa come from?
  John: Japan. Except over there they call him "Annual Gift Man" and he lives on the moon....
• Call the Men of Science.