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• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
  -- Shirley Temple...
• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
  -- Shirley Temple...
• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
  -- Shirley Temple...
• I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. -- Steven Pearl
• A fella came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar?
  Well, sir, I gave him three quarters by mistake. Took me the whole afternoon to track him down!...
• I once asked my father if things were bad for him during the Depression.
  He said the first six months were bad, then he got used to me. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
  I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....