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Who Was The Guy Who First Looked At A Cow And Said, "I Think I'll Drink Whatever Comes Out Of These Things When I Squeeze 'em!
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink
whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?
Bill Watterson, from Calvin & Hobbes
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