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• It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
• Sleep is when all the unsorted stuff comes flying out as from a dustbin upset in a high wind.
  -- William Golding...
• Out of the mouths of babes comes a lot or really disgusting stuff.
• I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff
  hen when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?...
• I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
  -- Bill Mahe...
• The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid.
  Girls got pinned--not nailed. -- Bill Mahe...
• Repossessing stuff is the hardest part of my job. -- Man from the Repo Depot, "I Married Marge
• I am the stuff of your worst nightmare.
• I'm not a FAN--I just read the stuff