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I Don't Exercise. I'm Jewish. If God Had Wanted Me To Bend Over, He Would Have Put Diamonds On The Floor.
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I don't exercise. I'm Jewish. If God had wanted me to bend
over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
JOAN RIVERS
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