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  "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God....
• I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
  o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
• One day a gate breaks down between heaven and hell.
  So St. Peter arrives on the scene and calls out for the devil....
• A lawyer shows up at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Normally we don't let you people in here but you're in luck, we have a special this week.
  You go to hell for the length of time you were alive, then you get to come back up here for eternity....
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
• A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
  First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
  They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....