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• When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it.
  Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job....
• We must always remember that if there were not one thing that was not on top of another thing, our group would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men gathered together for no good reason.
  -- President, Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Thing...
• job security n. When some piece of code is written in a particularly obscure fashio
  and no good reason (such as time or space optimization) can be discovered, it is often said that the programmer was attempting to increase his job security (i....
• job security: n. When some piece of code is written in a particularly {obscure} fashio
  and no good reason (such as time or space optimization) can be discovered, it is often said that the programmer was attempting to increase his job security (i....
• After the Children of Israel had wandered for thirty-nine years in the wilderness, Ferdinand Feghoot arrived to make sure that they would finally find and enter the Promised Land.
  With him, he brought his favorite robot, faithful old Yewtoo Artoo, to carry his gear and do assorted camp chores....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
• I was hitchhiking the other day and this car trailer pulled up and offered me a ride.
  He said that there was no room in the cab, but I could climb into one of the cars in the back....