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• veeblefester /vee'b*l-fes`tr/ n. [from the "Born Loser" comix via Commodore
  prob. originally from "Mad" Magazine's `Veeblefetzer' parodies beginning in #15, 1954] Any obnoxious person engaged in the (alleged) professions of marketing or management....
• veeblefester: /vee'b*l-fes`tr/ [from the "Born Loser" comix via Commodore
  prob. originally from "Mad" Magazine's `Veeblefeetzer' parodies ca....
• A statement of fact cannot be insolent....
• A monopolist is a person who keeps an elbow on each arm of his theatre chair.
• One cannot play chess if one becomes aware of the pieces as living souls and of the fact that the Whites and the Blacks have more in common with each other than with the players.
  Suddenly one loses all interest in who will be champion. -- Anatol Rapopo...
• Managing Director - the person responsible for making it difficult for other people to do their work.
• TENNIS PLAYERS cannot play with balls all day long
• Semi-Conductor - a person hired to lead an orchestra before he has graduated from director's school.
• O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you! She is the fairies' midwife
  and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate-stone On the fore-finger of an alderman, Drawn with a team of little atomies Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep....