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Semi-Conductor - A Person Hired To Lead An Orchestra Before He Has Graduated From Director's School.
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Semi-Conductor - a person hired to lead an orchestra before he
has graduated from director's school.
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Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers.
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