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• In the beginning, I was made. I didn't ask to be made.
  No one consulted with me or considered my feelings in this matter....
• Life. Don't talk to me about life. -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
• Do you need me for anything, or shall I just sit here and rust? -- Marvin, the paranoid android
• Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
  Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
• Come on," the robot droned, "I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge.
  Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge....
• Peeping through my keyhold I see within the range of only about 30 percent of the light that comes from the su
  he rest is infrared and some little untraviolet, perfectly apparent to many animals, but invisible to me....
• Ha, but my life is but a box of wormgears.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night.
  Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night....
• Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again. -- Marvin The Paranoid Android