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• It's not often that you get so much class entertainment outside your bedroom window or outside your bedroom, period.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
  --Groucho Marx...
• YKYBDTTLW ... you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
• Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
  -- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Carolyn, AGE 8...
• Flood's bad when you catch a 12 pound bass in your upstairs bedroom.
• May a herd of diseased wildebeest stampede through your bedroom.
• Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
• Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...