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• God, I hope he isn't a schmuck like the others.
• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
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  He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing. ... Of course, it makes him &l...
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  What Bill Clinton says he'll do, well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do is to give a lot of balance to the interest here in California....
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  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit." "Er, how so?
  "Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle....
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I am approached with the most opposite opinions and advice, and by men who are equally certain that they represent the divine will.
  I am sure that either the one or the other is mistaken in the belief, and perhaps in some respects, both....