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• If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
• If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
• I am approached with the most opposite opinions and advice, and by men who are equally certain that they represent the divine will.
  I am sure that either the one or the other is mistaken in the belief, and perhaps in some respects, both....
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• McCoy: "My God, man! I tried to save him! I tried to save him!
  I was desperate to save him! He was the last best hope in the universe for peace....
• My husband says I feed him like he's a god; every meal is a burnt offering. -- Rhonda Hansome
• Let's hope God grades on a curve.
• Impossible, adj.: (1) I wouldn't like it and when it happens I won't approve
  (2) I can't be bothered; (3) God can't be bothered....