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• The average man is rich enough when he has a little more than he has got, and not till then.
  -- William Ralph Inge...
• The average woman talks 50 per cent more than her husband listens.
• The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs.
  -- E. Grebenik...
• The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person.
  -- Frank Barro...
• If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
• If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average. -- Leonard Levinso
• XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water.
  The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters....