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• You see, I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
  A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with alot of other things, so that he has difficulty in laying his hands upon it....
• The ideal reasoner, would, when he had once been shown a single fact in all its bearing
  deduce from it not only the chain of events which led up to it but also the results which would follow from it....
• You learn something useless every day.
• I'm going to do a routine now, the ones of you that have heard it before may enjoy hearing it again.
  The ones of you that have not heard it before may enjoy hearing it again next time....
• Dream big, always dream as big as you can, even though 99 out of 100 dreams end up being nothing more than birdshit on a newspaper, every now and then one comes true.
  Do really want, when your chance comes around, to have only dreamed about going to school with no clothes and falling?...
• You will forget that you ever knew me.
• ack n. The set of things a person has to do in the future.
  One speaks of the next project to be attacked as having risen to the top of the stack....
• You never have to worry about contradictions when you stick to the facts.