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  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
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  These include the following: not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one....
• Homer: If only I could think of an invention...something that would really make money.
  Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever worked -- [falls asleep] [in his dream, a conference table of executives applaud] Ma...
• Bart: Aha! Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean i
  I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be a star....
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....