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I Think It's About Time We Voted For Senators With Breasts.
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"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all,
we've been voting for boobs long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates
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I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
.. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...