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  after marriage, he won't even lay down his paper to talk to you. -- Helen Rowland...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. --Anon.
• After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with the man who said, "No news is good news.
  In twenty-eight papers, only the rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of any interest....
• Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage they are "Let's eat out.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're awakened by your SO and all you can think of
  in that muddied half- conscious state before becoming fully awake, is something having to do with male and female serial connectors and how the baud rates have to be synchronized....
• A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
  "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?...
• As you fall you see before you what seems like an infinite congerie of iridescent bubbles.
  You have met Yog Sothoth!!!...
• You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere