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• You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
  Which is why you never get anything done at work!...
• Do not expect to arrive at certainty in every subject which you pursue.
  There are a hundred things wherein we mortals. . ....
• What?" you cry. "Wizards sometimes must endure torture?
  And it is true, for being a wizard does not exempt you from any of the trials and tribulations experienced by other humans....
• If you work for a man, in heaven's name, work for him.
  If he pays you wages which supply you bread and butter, work for him...
• Take care to get what you like, or you will be forced to like what you get. -- George Bernard Shaw
• A wizard must do his best not to judge any person or thing on their first appearance.
  Many a human or other intelligent creature will have hidden depths to their personalities which you will only discover as you get to know them and work with them...
• If you don't want to work, you must work harder to get ahead a little so that you don't have to work to stay afloa
  and when you are not working, it is work to avoid work, because it is so often presented to you as something to be done....
• Bart: So...how do you like being Miss Popularity? Lisa
  Oh, well, you know, it ain't so great. [Bart looks at her] Bart, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life!...
• QUEEN Not much of a career to get into if you can help it.
  Tends to involve flying all over the place being famous....