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• It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.
  -- Gore Vidal...
• An elected official is one who got 51% of the vote cast by 42% of the 67 percent of the people who are eligible to vote.
  When you calculate the odds, you are just damn lucky to get anyone to run for any office....
• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
  Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...
• demoparty n. [demoscene] Aboveground descendant of the copyparty, with emphasis shifted away from software piracy and towards compos.
  Smaller demoparties, for 100 persons or less, are held quite often, sometimes even once a month, and usually last for one to two days....
• It has always been true that in the United States the people who ought to read books write them.
  -- Gore Vidal -- [Editor's note: Now if Vidal would only take his own advice...]...
• Half of the American people have never read a newspaper.
  Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...
• For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex. -- Gore Vidal