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• Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
  Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....
• Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around Washington, D.
  C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except, um....
• Clinton: You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to think.
  Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. Dole...
• Life is very important to Americans. -- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansa
• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• Ugh, Bob Dole doesn't need this.
  -- Bob Dole being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit.
  .. confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands....
• Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate, Bob Dole.
  Kang: Abortions for all. [crowd boos] Very well, no abortions for anyone....
• What the hell is this, some kind of tube?
  -- Bob Dole, in some kind of tube, "Treehouse of Horror VII...