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• Put all of your routines back now! I need them.
• To code the impossible code, This is my quest -- To bring up a virgin machine
  To debug that code, To pop out of endless recursion, No matter how hopeless, To grok what appears on the screen, No matter the load, To write those routines To right the unrightable bug, Without question or pause, To endlessly twiddle and thrash, To be willing to hack FORTRAN IV To mount the unmountable magtape, For a heavenly cause....
• Hackers have faster access routines.
• Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
  -- Mel Brook...
• The advice that means the most to me right now was not delivered directly to me.
  It's something I read that Fred Astaire said about his dance routine...
• I have just issued a "rm -rf *" on your behalf to a critical directory on a remote system of my own choosing.
• Paranoids Anonymous. "Stop reading my taglines!
• Anonymous Noncoward writes, "For my Economics 101 class, I have to pretend to be Bill Gates and write an editorial defending Microsoft against anti-trust charges, citing economic principles.
  To complete such an assignment violates every moral fiber of my body....
• Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.