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• How many first year civil engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's a second year subject....
• Universities are places of knowledge. The freshman each bring a little in with them, and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.
• The following appeared as an editorial in the student newspaper of Groveton College.
  "To combat the recently reported dramatic rise in cheating among college and university students, these institutions should adopt honor codes similar to Groveton's, which calls for students to agree not to cheat in their academic endeavors and to notify a faculty member if they suspect that others have cheated....
• enured graduate student n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
• enured graduate student: n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• The following appeared in the editorial section of a local newspaper.
  "The librarians in our town's school system have reported that the number of trips that our students make to their school library on a voluntary basis has decreased significantly in recent years....
• The following is a memo from the principal of Academia High School.
  "Academia High School should abolish its after-school performing-arts programs and replace them with computer-technology programs....