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  To complete such an assignment violates every moral fiber of my body....
• My life will go on... without your daily phone calls without your smile without your corny jokes without rides in your car with no destination without dinners for two and mainly without you.
  -- "Goldengirl...
• I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
  And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it....
• No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
  -- Eleanor Roosevelt, "This is My Story", 1937...
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• You are to be congratulated, my friend. We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most.
  ..repulsive individual I've ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off....
• There are as many styles of magic as there are magicians.
  While much of magic is gaudy, noisy, and easily appreciated by the masses, it goes without saying that some of the finest sorcery is also the most subtle...
• My religion is to live - and die - without regret. -- Milarepa
• Brief History Of Linux (#12) A note from Bill Gates' second grade teache
  Billy has been having some trouble behaving in class lately....