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I Can Picture In My Mind A World Without War, A World Without Hate.
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can
picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
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Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle.
Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful....
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad.
And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?...
It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see.
I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons....
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...