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• These opinions aren't mine - I stole them from someone much more intelligent.
• The opinions expressed are my own. The above is still true, unless I decide to make up a fictional expert or guru, then the opinions belong to them.
  -- DISCLAIMER...
• A lot of people will urge you to put some money in a bank, and in fact--within reason--this is very good advice.
  But don't go overboard. Remember, what you are doing is giving your money to someone else to hold on to, and I think that it is worth keeping in mind that the businessmen who run banks are so worried about holding on to things that they put little chains on all their pens....
• But I find the old notions somehow appealing. Not that I want to go back to them -- it is outrageous to have some outer authority tell you what is proper use and abuse of your own facultie
  and it is ludicrous to hold reason higher than body or feeling....
• An Hacker there was, one of the finest sort Who controlled the system
  graphics was his sport. A manly man, to be a wizard able...
• Back in my day, we didn't have any of these fancy disclaimers.
• We have engaged in a very -- a very -- an extraordinarily broad exercise of diplomacy here .
  .. I don't know what -- what it means fully. -- President George Bush...
• I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing... -- Thomas Jefferso