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• Sometimes I don't care if I never die.
• Sometimes I live in the country, And sometimes I live in town.
  And sometimes I have a great notion, To jump in the river and drown....
• Come on! They're your sins. Live with 'em. I do. -- Keifer Southerland, Flatline
• Sometimes I think. And sometimes I am.
• I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
• Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
  -- Pedro Guerrero, baseball player, on reporte...
• Although it is a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out, sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do with their lives I think it is almost a consolation.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• CAUTION! I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em)
• Lisa: Bart, how come you're not sick? Bart: Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat.
  [points to an ill-feeling cat] Hey, why'd you eat 'em?...