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When You Go Into Court You Are Putting Your Fate Into The Hands Of Twelve People Who Weren't Smart Enough To Get Out Of Jury Duty.
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Norm Crosby
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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