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• For I'm not so old, and not so plain, And I'm quite prepared to marry again.
  -- Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (& Sullivan)...
• In all the woes that curse our race There is a lady in the case.
  -- William Schwenck Gilbert (1836-1911)...
• Man is nature's sole mistake. -- William S. Gilbert (1836-1911)
• Compared to what we ought to be, we are only half awake.
  We are making use of only a small part of our physical and mental resources. -- William Jame...
• Ah...Worf. We are so much alike you and I. Both warriors, orphans who found ourselves this family.
  I hope I met death with my eyes wide open. -- Yar, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3...
• Yes... why do we have to have evil?" "Ah, I think it's something to do with free will.
  -- God (played splendidly by the late Sir Ralph Richardson) in TIME BANDITS...
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• K'Vada: "You will take your meals with *us*! But we do not serve Federation food.
  Picard: "Ah, I've been looking forward to gagh! Haven't had it for quite a while....
• ...and I get on my knees and pray we don't get fooled again. -- Pete Townshend