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• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....
• You are wasting your youth, your time, and your money because you won't acknowledge your shortcomings.
• Quote #514 Basically, I have this theory that there are five kinds of truth.
  (This is Joe's Theory of the Five Truths.) There is the truth you tell to casual strangers and acquaintances....
• The actions of your companion or close allies will help you to make an important decision.
• When you stop talking, you've lost your customer. When you turn your back, you've lost her.
  -- Estee Laude...
• Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
  I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Kerla: "Have you lost your mind?" -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8