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• I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
  -- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
• I let my mind wander and it didn't come back." "I figured you'd lost your mind years ago.
  -- Calvin and Mom, "Calvin and Hobbes", 13 Jul 92...
• If you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously
  if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in and drop out....
• You can bet your life on the fact that a clock in the workplace, running slow, will be corrected before the end of the first day.
• Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
  -- Calvin & Hobbe...
• In the past, you've been a remarkably poor judge of what your Mom cares about.
  -- Hobbes (and Calvin)...