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  as I would be clean for my own sake, although nobody were to see me. -- Shaftesbury...
• I would give the Devil benefit of the law for my own safety's sake.
  -- _A_Man_for_All_Seasons_ by Robert Bol...
• Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
  Moe: Yeah. Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?...
• The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful. My thoughts aren't too clear, but don't run away.
  My girlfriend's a bore; my job is too dutiful. Hell nobody's perfect, would you like to play?...
• If I could kick my own butt, I would amaze myself!
• NOBODY, MR Semi-mythical person whom I was always told would come to clean my room.
  But he never did. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
• KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
  A king, in times long, long gone by, Said to his lazy jeste...