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  NOTE: H2O is water, H2SO4 is sulfuric acid...
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• AAAEEEYYYAAAAAEEEEEYAAAAAA -- Johnny Weissmulle
• Flame on! -- Johnny Storm
• Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
  -- Yogi Berra, to Johnny Bench...
• And that's inches babe, not centimetres. Johnny Holme
• The Shining Heeeeere's Johnny! --Jack Nicholso
• Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
  -- Johnny Carso...