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Johnnie Was A Chemist, A Chemist He Is No More. For What He Thought Was H2O Was H2SO4.
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Johnnie was a chemist,
A chemist he is no more.
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
NOTE: H2O is water, H2SO4 is sulfuric acid
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