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• First you must learn to control your /self/. The rest follows.
  Blessed is he who knows himself and commands himself, for the world is his and love and happiness and peace walk with him wherever he goes....
• Why? Why! because I laugh.
• Read it? Good God, no! It's bad enough to write such a thing.
  -- Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert A. Heinlei...
• Waiting is. -- R.A. Heinlein, 'Stranger in a Strange Land'
• Going to the showers is the best part of the game.
  -- Jubal in _Stranger in a Strange Land_ by Robert A Heinlei...
• Love" is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
  -- Jubal in _Stranger in a Strange Land_ by Robert A Heinlei...
• If you see the man who invented the wheel, send him up
  I want to give him a piece of my mind. Meddler!" -- Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert A....
• A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom.
  .. and the other twenty percent isn't very important....
• Au contraire. I am ecstatic about the whole incident.
  I only didn't laugh out loud, because if I did, I fear my _head_ would have fallen off....