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• I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts--because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.
  -- Valentine Michael Smith in _Stranger in a Strange Land_ by Robert A Heinlei...
• Because I'm the editor, that's why!
• Because I'm the Sysop; that's why.
• Because I'm the writer, that's why!
• 'Heather, why are you such a megabitch ?' 'Because I can be.' -- Heathe
• Why do I run a BBS? Because I'm an IDIOT!
• Why Not?
• Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
• Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?