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• One sits down first, one thinks afterwards.
• Two urns by Jove's high throne have ever stood,-- The source of evil one, and one of good.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xxiv, Line 663...
• Sits he on ever so high a throne, a man still sits on his bottom.
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb)....
• There is a gentle cave bear sitting placidly in one corner.
• One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
• How many sopranos -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred. One to do it, and ninety-nine to discuss how it was really too high for her....
• How many humor theorists -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....