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• A wise man never sits on a holy throne.
• He who sits on the pinnacle of power is still sitting on his own backside
• Humor is a reminder that no matter how high a throne one sits on, one is sitting on one's butt.
• My bosom's lord sits lightly in his throne. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act v, Sc.
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• A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits. -- Woodrow Wilso
• Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
• Upon an island hard to reach, the East Beast sits upon his beach.
  Upon the west beach sits the West Beast. Each beach beast thinks that he's the best beast....
• How do Mr. and Mrs. Pinocchio make love? She sits on his face while he tells lies.