Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
The Lottery Is Just A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Quotations By Famous People
The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.
Related:
The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.
Here about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery? One fortunate cookie...
Sex is just a sublimation of the math urge.
... but that's not important, that's just numbers." -- Dr. Wu, Math Professo
The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a local newspaper from a citizen of the state of Impecunia.
"Two years ago our neighboring state, Lucria, began a state lottery to supplement tax revenues for education and public health....
Birds smell bad and people who count birds smell even worse!
Friend: Don't you think you deserve to earn just as much as a man who does the same job?
Marge: Well, not if I have to do heavy lifting or math. -- "The Way We Wa...
Math illiteracy affects eight out of every five people.
Is it bad luck, or just bad timing?