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Beware Of Food Products Whose Ingredients Are In Quotation Marks.
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Beware of food products whose ingredients are in quotation marks.
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Avoid overuse of 'quotation "marks."'
Beware the writer who always encloses the word *reality* in quotation mark
He's trying to slip something over on you. Or into you. -- Edward Abbey...
concerning quotation marks] even if we *did* quote anybody in this business, it probably would be gibberish.
-- Thom McLeod...
Beware of the man whose god is in the skies. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
Oh and tell the cook that this is low-grade dog food alright?
...Jeez, my steak's still got marks where the jockey was hittin him! -- Caddyshack...
How many health food freaks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to remove the old one, and one to check the ingredients on the new one....
Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish
and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?...