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• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None: "I've got a candle that looks just like it....
• Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday To You".
• CYNIC: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
• Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
• Candle-vaulting" by Jack B. Nimble
• SMILEY ~= a candle, to annotate flaming message
• SMILEY -= a doused candle (to end a flame)
• SMILEY o= a burning candle (for flames)
• The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
  -- Steven Wrigh...