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Last Week The Candle Factory Burned Down. Everyone Just Stood Around And Sang "Happy Birthday To You".
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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone
just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday To You".
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KHRISTMAS (Well, I had to get it into this week's, didn't I?
!) Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame the Christians seem to be trying to take control of it....
Smithers: Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones! Bu...
I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
-- Don McLea...
On the occasion of Nero's 25th birthday, he arrived at the Colosseum to find that the Praetorian Guard had prepared a treat for him in the arena.
There stood 25 naked virgins, like candles on a cake, tied to poles, burning alive....
Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe!...
Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
[everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
GREATBIGOSAURUS Last of the great dinosaurs, the Greatbigosaurus became extinct just last week, when it got run down by a film-crew on its way to film a Traffic Accident Commission commercial.
Well, come on, if you were 65 million years old, you'd be a little slow crossing the street too....
Abortion means never having to say "Happy Birthday!
Last week's pet, this week's special.