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• The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
  "That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man"....
• Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you.
  ...If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours....
• Apu: Otto, do you know there's a small child inside your bus?
  Otto: [sees Bart] Ooh, good thing you warned me. I was on my way to Mexico!...
• Sex and drugs and rock and roll, Is all my brain and body need.
  Sex and drugs and rock and roll, Are very good indeed....
• I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
  -- Tom Lehre...