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Apu: Otto, Do You Know There's A Small Child Inside Your Bus?
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Apu: Otto, do you know there's a small child inside your bus?
Otto: [sees Bart] Ooh, good thing you warned me. I was on my way to
Mexico!
-- Tijuana Schoolbus, "Homer Defined"
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Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
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Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato! Moe...
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[Bart does so] Thanks, little buddy!...
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Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something?...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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