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• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune ARIES (March 21 - April 19) Matters are not good, where you health is concerned.
  This Fall, be sure to "walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, and sleep soundly" and you will live all the days of your life....
• QUEUE Something that supermarket supervisors obviously have no idea how to manage.
  It's tempting when you're waiting to grab a PA microphone and shout "Yes, shoppers, don't leave yet, 'cos we've got mega bargains now!...
• One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible energy -- maybe even the atom.
  Energy that could ultimately hurl men to other worlds in some sort of spaceship....
• Aphorisms by Leonid Sukhorukov * An aphorism is a one-line novel.
  (quoted in an article"Aphorism 2006" by John Leo, editor of "US News and World Report") * Wisdom is the meeting point of doubt and certainty....
• They are fools that think that wealth or women or strong drink or even drugs can buy the most in effort out of the soul of a man.
  These things offer pale pleasures compared to that which is greatest of them all, that task which demands from him more than his utmost strength, that absorbs him, bone and sinew and brain and hope and fear and dreams -- and still calls for more....
• A promoter is a person who wants to sell you something you don't need that he does not have
  at a price you can't afford, and for reasons neither of you can possibly understand, but the deal goes through and now you make your living using the things no one wanted to do what everyone said could not be done, for people who don't want what you offer....
• Perlsweig's Law: People who can least afford to pay rent have to.
  People who can most afford to pay rent build up equity....