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• Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children.
  Now, I have three children and no theories. John Wilmot, Earl of Rocheste...
• Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up childre
  now I have six children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rocheste...
• Custom does often reason overrule and only serves for reason to the fool.
  -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rocheste...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record..." ~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953
• They that govern most make the least noise. You see
  when they row in a barge, they do that drudgery work, slash and puff, and sweat, but he that governs sits quietly at the stern, and is scarce seen to stir....
• None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job.
  A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is....
• None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job.
  A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is....