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You Can Drive Nature Out With A Pitchfory, Yet She'll Be Constantly Running Back.
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You can drive Nature out with a pitchfory, yet she'll be constantly
running back.
Horace ['Epistles']
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Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can. -- Charles Darwi
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While hunting, a man saw a beautiful nude woman come running out of the woods and disappear across the clearing.
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Money by right means if you can; if not, by any means. -- Horace (65-8 B.C.)
The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he reported to Fafhrd
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