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• In reality, killing time Is only the name for another of the multifarious ways By which Time kills us.
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• He may look like an idiot and talk like and idiot but don't let that fool you.
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• He may look like a clown, but here is the soul of a leader.
• Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
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• Silence is wonderful to listen to. -- Thomas Hardy (1840-1928) English novelist and poe