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• Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain!
  I own the electric company, and the water works -- plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!...
• Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemie
  he Elementary School, the local tavern, the old age home....
• Skinner: My lord, such destruction. [sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof] Superintendent Chalmers, er, how are you going?
  Chalmers: Why is it when I heard the word "school" and the word "exploded" I immediately though of the word "Skinner"?...
• Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and faculty have a few suggestions.
  Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and a brand new filthy blanket....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
  Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...
• Bart: You twisted old monster! [runs at him
  Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Bu...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
  This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....